yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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