Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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