yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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