We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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