when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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