the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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