my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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