so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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