are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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