we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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