bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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