hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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