Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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