Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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