I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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