I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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