my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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