: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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