Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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