i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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