I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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