i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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