Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
they're like a gay fantastic four
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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