What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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