READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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