is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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