I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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