every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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