All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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