Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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