I've blown a few things in my day
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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