I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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