I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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