i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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