ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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