That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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