You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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