But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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