Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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