I don't think brook has ever known best
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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