I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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