It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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