I hope mine doesn't look like that
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
