yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm always down for nudity.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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