Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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