Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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