Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
me + whiskey = a bad person
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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