that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He did a backflip because drugs
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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