i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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