So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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