Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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