I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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